How to make her wet?
Well, first you let her find you lying on the bed wearing nothing but a thong and some toe socks, but make sure they are cool toe socks. I know from experience that the wrong pair of toe socks can turn any sexual encounter into a nightmare. While that happens, it’s always good to have some background music. Not too loud, not to soft. Something sensual like Tone Loc’s “Funky Cold Medina” or “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd will be sure to get her blood pumping. Also, it’s a good idea to have a platter of brownies nearby. Girls always love chocolate. Just make sure that there are some drugs in them that will at least disorient her, if not render her unconscious. And it’s all smooth sailing from there.