How to become an evil genius?
My dear, you are quite right. Any evil genuis must have WMD worthy of the name emerging from a volcano. The preferable choice is something harnessing the power of the sun, which is usable between the hours of 12 and 2, thus providing anyone wishing to save the world a small window of opportunity for dramatic tension. I can provide some mirrors from my boudoir. Though I would love to pilot you adorned in mini bikini, I’m afraid my amble bosom would not fit, though the exposed flesh might well distract any secret service hero long enough for you to get your huge weapon out.
Well my Lord it would appear to me on cursory glance that Evil Genius requires much in the way of presence that you naturally display in shed loads. However this needs by definition to be an ominous and malevolent presence. Here I worry that your good nature may leak through. To compensate for this I suggest you find a remote and forbidding location to put a fortress from which to launch ones diabolical schemes. However be aware that over the past few decades, the cost of effective villainy has skyrocketed. And you may find external funding somewhat scarce as the only person you will want to describe your evil intentions to in detail will be your Nemesis’s. And they will be fixed to some sort of board awaiting their\your destruction so unlikely to offer much financial support. Also you may struggle with the genius bit, I see you as Quite interesting but a genius? none taken I hope. .
