How to become a vampire with real spells?
For all of you silly people who didn’t check your sources, vampires -are- real, but nobody in their right mind wants to be one. The first ‘vampire’ was Vlad the Impaler, who used to introduce himself at parties under his father’s name, “Count Dracula”. Basically he’d impale his enemies on stakes and drink their blood. This man was the inspiration for the original Bram Stoker novel. Medically, vamprism is best represented by Renfield’s syndrome, a psychotic condition in which the patient develops a psychotic urge to drink blood. If you’re still so keen on the whole “becoming a vampire” thing, read up on Psychic Vamprism, which is essentially using meditative techniques to move the life energy of others, as opposed to your own. As with all psionic arts, there’s no real evidence as to whether it actually works.
