How to be a Jamaican Girl?
Learn to – I don’t think you really know how this go. I don’t think you know a way for me to be. Step I Learn – Step I You can be – You was always – a bull-dagger. If you are, make-out with the girl next door and tell everyone she’s your best friend. You’re twelve and you can hold her hand and hug as much as you want in public. Learn to think of yourself as her very best friend, her very special friend, and feel good about what that means. Choose an all girls school, like the Immaculate Conception School for Girls. Do not cry when you realize that your very best friend is going to go to a different school. It’s the beginning of the summer when you both stop looking like little girls and she’s already treating you like a not so special kind of bestfriend. At the Immaculate Conception School, pretend to play by the rules. There are a lot of them. Do what it takes not to get expelled. Do what it takes to make it. Make friends with the single girls. Talk boys with them long enough to get i
