How the frick do you beat Canary Mary the second time in Cloud Cuckooland in Banjo-Tooie?
Good question. It’s a tad hard to explain too, but we’ll do our best. While we all know that if you get too far ahead, she’ll “boost” ahead, making her impossible to beat. Judging from how two of our former staffers beat her, you have to stay behind the entire time. While you can be neck and neck with her or go slightly ahead and she still won’t turn on her boosters, staying behind the whole time seems to build her confidence levels or some shit. Once you reach the purple land area where Wumba’s wigwam is sitting upon, set down your controller on the floor and press the “A” button with your index finger as fast as humanlly possible. Don’t slow down even the slightest bit. This should be enough to overtake her. To review, stay behind no matter what until you reach the final purple stretch of land. Don’t go neck and neck with her, no matter what (although there are probably people out there that beat her, and still did this). If it worked for us, it should work for you. Bitch.