How stupid do I have to get before I get my ass canned from Defcon for life? Will they really remember me the next year?
If you get caught doing something you know is wrong/illegal then you are stupid enough. Yes, they will remember you and your picture will go in a national database for Facial Recognition. Q) I saw a piece of paper that says to do bad things at Defcon… should i do them? A) Not unless you enjoy being a Goon’s Bitch. Q) Why is there no pr0n at Defcon, I h4x0red the TV and no pr0n flicks! A) Look out your window, there will probably be some pr0n esc action going on. Q) What is bawls? A) Bawls is an energy drink (http://www.bawls.com) that taste good in your mouth. Whenever you are going to buy some more, make sure you say to the person you are buying them from: “I love the way bawls taste in my mouth”. Q) What is Redbull? A) Redbull is any energy drink, best served with alcohol (if you’re 21 or over). Q) Should I give people my boots if they ask for them and I never met them in my life? A) Only if you never want to see your boots again. Q) Why are there so many cool people at Defcon, yet
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