How soon can I have sex after a vasectomy?
No man that has never had a vasectomy can answer this question. Most of the readers on YA do not even know what a vasectomy is. I had one. I didn’t keep it a secret though. You can have sex when you are ready. I waited 5 days. If you do have sex she may notice some bruising or swelling. I suggest you either pretend to be sick, so the issue of sex will not come up for about three more days. The other thing you can do is say you were horsing with the dog, or with a friend, and got kneed in the crotch (sport related accident). That way you have a good excuse for two days or so. Congratulations on keeping your vasectomy a secret. You wil save yourself about 200K in child support one day.
