How old is John McCain?”
He’s So Old, That…The Lone Star Times offers its own spin on the “how old is John McCain” question, attempting to turning it into a sequel to the Chuck Norris jokes. • John McCain is older than betraying national security secrets on the front page of the New York Times. • John McCain is older than facial moisturizers for men. • John McCain is older than Gangsta Rap. My favorite is “John McCain is older than Murtha’s earmarks.” I could see this taking off. John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama’s neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn’t tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet. When John McCain was born, Hamas hadn’t yet been founded, nor praised Barack Obama. When John McCain was born, the flag pins that Obama called “a substitute for true patriotism” had forty-eight stars. (Much like the flags at this year’s Democratic convention will have, as Michigan and Florida will not be recognized.) When John McCain was born, it was legal to own a gun in the District of Columbia. John M
