How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
This is not an easy question to answer, for one must take into consideration a number of factors: wood type, sawing materials, wind speed, underfoot conditions, climate change in the previous season, rainfall for proceeding six months, clothing worn, immediate surrounding of tree, size of Wood-Chucker, amount of sleep he/she has had, breakfast that day. But when I put them into my giant calculator I come up with the answer, “I don’t fucking know”.
