How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If the woodchuck had been working out and had mastered the art of chucking (i.e., throwing) wood in suitably-sized pieces, and if we limit the meaning of the question to the weight of a single piece of wood, and the meaning of “chucking” to throwing with both paws without regard to the distance the piece of wood travels, then I estimate that the amount of wood capable of being chucked by our woodchuck would be about twenty percent of his body weight.
Reply +5 raves by Cilla posted 7 days ago Answered This much… “Woodchucks Chucking Wood I think that the woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted! By the way what is a wood chuck? Is it like a gopher? This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Some say it depends on three factors: * The woodchuck’s desire to chuck said wood. * The woodchuck’s need to chuck the aforementioned wood. * The woodchuck’s ability to chuck the wood. Others say: * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could! * A
