How much will it cost me in train fares to go around the world twice??
Across the UK twice is about six hundred and forty thousand nine hundred and eighty seven pounds, fourty six pence. Although that is only the slow, stopping at every station train and a standing ticket too. If you want a very small seat wedged between to fat sweaty city types with bad body odour and a penchant for eating onion and cress sandwiches, thats twice the price, and four times if you want to travel at any other time of day rather than at three in the morning. That you are asking this question instead of getting your butler to do it obviously means you cant afford a seat without being squeezed or constantly elbowed, as they are very expensive and not for the riff raff such as yourself. Rest of Europe should cost about fifty quid to get across, asia maybe twenty quid if you dont mind some more rural inhabitants upon the trian, and god knows about america, only time ive seen trains in the states they are all goods wagons.
