How much education do i need to become a police detective?
Judging by the intelligence of the all the Scuffers I’ve ever come across, especially in the past, say 8 or 9 years, I’d honestly say that you dont really need any education, at all. Yes, thats right, ANY. Some of them can’t even Speak Properly. I suppose an ability to read, and /or write would be an advantage, but it seems to me, that they must be deliberately picking Particularly Stupid Candidates, with the stereotypical heavy brow, slack jaw, and slow wits. Dullard thugs, who will follow orders, not ask too many questions, and aren’t very likely to start trying to think for themselves. It must be the target demographic that Recruiting Chiefs have been trying to entice into the force. Mind you, you would either have to be A : not very bright, or B: an idealist, and when you think about it, the Police Force is the last place you would want to be full of Idealists. So it’s Thickies all the way down, I’m afraid (not) obviously, a Detective would have to be significantly more intelligent
