How many squirrels would it take to lift up a truck?
Depends on the motivation – is the pack of squirrels lifting a truck to rescue a baby-squirrel? If there are women squirrels, their maternal squirelly instincts would kick in and they’d lift that truck like no-one’s business. Or are they lifting the truck as they’re on strike from cracking nuts and just worked out that if they roll the nuts out infront of passing trucks (because they escaped from the zoo or forest and are having a crazy adventure in the city! – I smell a pixar movie) and then have an organised group of speedy-squirrels to dart out in the road inbetween the traffic and retrieve the freshly released nuts this is faster and more effective for them and the truck they chose rolled over the nuts but then stopped hence the need to lift the truck? Are they regular size squirrels or freakishly large ones – much like teenagers today who appear to be raised on fertilizer and steroids in their water so they’re gargantuan (well, they are to me – I’m only 149cm)? They could feature
