How many Resident Evil characters does it take to change a light bulb?
• What do you get when you cross a gay guy with a Jew? • A hit Broadway musical! • Two cows are in a field. One cow says to the other cow, “I was artificially inseminated today.” The other cow says “Really?”. So, the first cow says, “It’s true. No bull.” • How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? • How many? • Six. • Why? • IT JUST DOES, OKAY! • How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? • Nail its other hand to the floor. • Two hikers have been walking through the Australian for days when they come across a small town called Mercy. Seeing as they’re tired and thirsty, they stop by the bar and ask for a drink. What the bartender gives them tastes amazing, but is very thick and chunky. The hikers ask what it’s made of and the bartender replies that it’s a tea that they make by mashing up koalas. The hikers are understandably put off by this, but the drink tastes so good that they ask for another, and strained this time. The bartender replies “Oh, no sirs. The Ko
