How many raw/fruitarian plagiarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to secretly watch someone else change a bulb so they can then duplicate the process, stamp it with their own copyright, and claim to have invented the procedure. Another to steal a light bulb from a store since it was a discontinued make anyway, and the owner wasn’t spreading enough light on their own like they should have been. And a third to actually change the bulb, deny the others helped, and then take all the credit plus actively promote themselves as the “world’s foremost light bulb changer.” Q. How many Brix/produce-quality advocates does it take to replace a light bulb? A. Yet to be determined. They all insist on sticking a wet Brix meter into the light socket, and instead of a Brix-level reading they get electrocuted. (Shocking but true.) We’re avid collectors of light bulb jokes, fokes, so if you’ve got one featuring your fave or despised dietary dogma, Socket to us, and if it flips our switch, we’ll put it up in lights here for all to see.
