How many Paul Wolfowitz does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. There is adequate proof the light bulb in question has already been screwed in; I have the evidence, the witnesses and the internal sources to prove it. I haven’t made the bulb-insertion information public as a matter of national security. If released some of this information could give our enemies clues on how to screw in their own lightbulbs. No doubt they would use this knowledge to their advantage by lighting up rooms non-adjacent to windows, or rooms darkened by nightfall. With this knowledge they could map out their horrible plots 24 hours a day, where previously, during the dark hours, they could only sit quietly or sleep. I find it troubling the complete darkness that envelopes this room is being presented as a challenge to my claims. I think this has more to do with knee-jerk ocularism than a review of the facts. My position is clear: the lightbulb is already screwed in.
