How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. • Q: How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago. • Q: How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. • Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? A: one. • Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb? A: Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. • Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number. • Q: How many database programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to
