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How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

April 26, 2017employees light bulb Microsoft

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How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. 79: seventy-seven to buy or break all the spare light bulbs in town; one to get a patent on the ubiquitous light bulb socket (one way or another); and one to charge enough for screwing in the light bulb that it pays all the others’ salaries.