How many Mickey Kauses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The lightbulb isn’t actually burned out – Howell Raines and his crusading liberal New York Times just want you to believe that the lack of illumination is a product of a burned-out light, whereas anybody who has done any research into the situation will tell you that Paul Krugman is actually a black hole, sucking all the photons from the room.