How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the mineral water. • Q: How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks. • Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra. • Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just let Marketing explain that “Dead Bulb” is a feature. • Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That’s not funny! • Q1: How many Cliffie b**ches does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1: It’s Radcliffe women, and THAT’S NOT FUNNY! • Q: How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb. • Q: How many martians (mutants) does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two and a half. • Q: How many polite Glaswegians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both of them. • Q: H
