How many Howard Bashmans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, and he will not only change the lightbulb, but also link to his lightbulb changing under the title “My first lightbulb changing” on the top of his blog, reprint e-mails he receives from appellate clerks and judges, complimenting him on his fine lightbulb changing, and pointing out that 10,000 people have been illuminated by the lightbulb he changed in the last hour.