How many hearts were broken or passions ignited by Fireland?
Wellllll, I can’t really determine that for sure, but let me just say that a lot of honeymoon nights were celebrated in the warm glow of a 17-inch monitor tuned to this particular online station. And allow me to quote a snippet from a little Christmas card I received last year: “…so I was searching the web for nude Pamela Anderson pictures and the search engine directed me to Fireland. I was a little disappointed to see that you had nude JOHN Anderson pictures [editor’s note: these photographs of the famed presidential candidate carousing with several unnamed and equally naked members of the entertainment, pleasure, and fishing industries are no longer available on this site.] but chalked it up to lax search engine technology. ANYWAY! I browsed around and stumbled upon your Post-It Poetry section and was so moved by one of the poems (“I had a Sunkist for brunch with my crossword puzzle.”) that I printed it out and gave it to the waitress at Felipe’s, whom I’d long admired from afar (th
