How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. • Q: How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man? • Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. • Q: How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it. • Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 151, one to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace. • Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: “Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000” • Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs. • Q: How many pygmies does it take to change a light bulb? A: At least three (height???) • Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don’t like to
