How many chuck norris jokes do you know?
Chuick Norris once roundhouse kicked a tree in a forest with no one around to hear it. Chuck Norris heard it say “ouch.” Chuck Norris is so tough, under his beard isn’t a chin, it’s another fist. God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, Say Please. God made the world in six days, on the seventh he rested, Chuck Norris took over. Outer space exists because it didn’t want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris know all the Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris wanted to be in the US Army, but the Army didn’t want to be accused of having a weapon of mass destruction.
