How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution. • Q: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them. • Q: Do you know how many jazz musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I’ll fake it. A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list. • Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. • Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch. • Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production! • Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulb
