How Many Chinchillas Does It Take To Kill Bin Laden?
Chinchillas are crepuscular rodents, slightly larger and more robust than ground squirrels, and are native to the Andes Mountains in South America. Although they have a variety of defensive tactics including spraying urine and releasing fur if bitten, chinchillas cannot harm a man and so it would probably take hundreds or thousands of them to harass Osama in his hiding caves.
