How is duct tape going to fix my broken heart?
Break ups are often caused by “duct tape envy”. A situation when one partner doesn’t share the duct tape with the other. I know it sounds impossible, but many men feel that duct tape is specifically a “guy thing” and tend to hoard the duct tape, or keep it hidden in that special drawer in their workbench. Well, come on guys! Duct tape is gender neutral! Share the tape! Or, better yet, give your mate her own roll. We’re sorry about your break up and suggest that you go out and get a roll of duct tape for yourself and one for your ex. Maybe this gift will patch things up and get you on the right road to a long relationship. DTG UV radiation can damage skin and eyes. I wonder how this problem can be fixed with duct tape? We suggest that you cover all of your exposed skin with duct tape (any color will do). It’s 100% UV protection on a roll. And wear a pair of those “old people sun glasses” (you know, the oversized sun glasses that are made to fit over eyeglasses) and duct tape their lense
