How important is good hair? And who has the best locks at ESPN?
There was one incident (long pause of reflection). It’s not a fond memory, but one of my co-anchors actually touched my hair. Due to pending legalities, I’m not at liberty to mention names, but let’s just say that person is no longer working at ESPN. As much as I’d love to give Page 3 the exclusive scoop, I can only divulge that my mane has since been insured. And that there’s a book deal in the works. So, if you want details, you’ll have to buy the book. Television personalities, like athletes, have unwritten rules. Other rules, are very much written. Perhaps the most written rule is that you never, ever touch an anchor person’s hair. Mike Greenberg has the best hair of all SportsCenter anchors, just ask him. There are simply no boundaries on the amount of product or time spent to ensure every follicle is in place. For an anchor, discovering a split end is likened to the moment “Wonderboy” splits in “The Natural.” Which ESPN anchor has the best hair? Certainly, I would be immodest to
