How I Would Approach A Fight With Mike Tyson by Liam Eagle INTRODUCTION (Questions) How?
Why is this happening? Why would a professionally trained killing machine such as Mike Tyson want to step in to the ring with an untrained, passably-athletic civilian such as myself? Why would anybody want to be witness to that, let alone be involved in some organizational capacity? Are we, all of a sudden, living in the Imaginary Republic of Pretendonia? (Answers) It does not matter. A winner does not question why. A winner, such as myself, accepts the proverbial lemons supplied by life and transforms them into the sweet, delicious lemonade of pugilistic victory. PREPARATION Fact: Mike Tyson was, not so long ago, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Fact: I have never worn two boxing gloves at the same time. Fact: What does this mean? We can easily draw the conclusion that Mike Tyson is what odds-makers call “the favourite.” Translation: of the two of us, he is more likely to win. Rather than argue with fact, a winner, such as myself, accepts fact and incorporates it into
