How fast (in mph or km/h) does poop actually go through a goose?
Considering that the “poop” may not be scientifically described as such UNTIL it has been processed by the gizzard, and at that point it could be argued that the word “poop” may not be the best choice to describe the excriment sliding out of the gizzard like a ripe oyster sliding down a snot cannal, it is a safe guestimation, if you believe in oxymorons, to “toss” out the number 56mph, merely because a gooses gizzard is located “just inside” the exit, and I once had a flying goose “decorate” my winshield as I was traveling at precisely 55pmh.
