How does the Anal Probe work?
The Anal Probes range from simple to complex. The crudest probe can be improvised with a drinking straw, bit of newspaper, baseball bat or spoon. The most complex probes manufactured by The Anal Probe Corporation guide and propel themselves through the entire digestive tract while collecting and logging samples. The logged samples are indexed by time and location within the digestive tract. The probe enters anally and exits from the subject’s mouth in about 30 minutes full of samples.