How does slalom skiing work?
How to Slalom Ski To be a great slalom skier, you must possess the ability to keep your feet tightly together while strapped to long slats known as skis, and to be able to wiggle with phenomenal agility, but only the bottom portion of your body. The top part of your body must remain wiggle-free. Step 1: Stand at the top of unbelievably tall mountain peeing your leotard because you are very nervous. Step 2: At a specific time, jettison yourself down the mountain, aiming for some sticks in the snow. Know which sticks to go around, which sticks to crash into, and which sticks not to “straddle,” which is a bad thing. Step 3: Wiggle accurately until you hit the bottom straightaway. Have the ability to cry, scream, curse or appear dejected when viewing your scores. This is important. Tips: Do not crash while on the mountain. Do not do the splits around the mountain sticks. Be really good looking so you’ll still make dough, after the event is over. Practice hurling your helmet to the ground.
