How does Santa Claus control his reindeer?
Thousands of years ago, those Reindeer used to be so slow at delivering the presents to all the good children in the world. It took two weeks to deliver all the presents but they were all delivered. Santa knew there had to be a better way. Soon he realized that he needed to bribe those reindeer. Therefore, he told the reindeer he would get them all the special booze flavored oats they could handle. It worked because those reindeer got the presents delivered in a week but the elves all protested because they worked hard too all year. Fights broke out all over the North Pole during the booze fest. It was bad. There were drunken reindeer chasing elves all over, and stealing female elves and reindeer. The elves all joined and kicked reindeer butt. These days all Santa has to do is remind those reindeer to be quick and deliver all the gifts in one night or he will sic the elves on them. Children all over the world get toys on the same night because of the quick thinking fat man in the red s
