How does one procure Fairy Dust?
Perhaps you were able to view a Discovery Channel program called “How Domestic Fairy Dust is Made”. In the first phase of production special dust bunnies are carefully selected for their density and peculiar clumping qualities. They are separated and fed for 5 months with fresh organic oxygen until they are just large enough to escape detection by scientifically modified brooms and vacuum cleaners. Then they are carefully collected by a doting grandmother while searching for a child’s missing sock. The particles are then combined with other dust bunnies from curtains, sofa cushions and mirrors to form optimal clusters. The latent phase begins after all the dust particles have been collected and the collected material is tossed in a cobwebbed corner of a garage not far from a water heater. After about two years particles of plant fertilizer are added as a bag rips on the corner of the car door and spills on the dust collection. Again this dust/fertilizer mix remains dormant until July o
