How does it feel to be up for a Funniest Plastic Surgery Award?
It’s VERY prestigious. And I’m going to have my Oscar moment if I win. Why undergo so many procedures, especially when you had near-fatal complications from a 1999 liposuction? The doctor who did my lipo the first time was a total idiot. He was really an eye guy, and that was the problem. But the doctors who did me this time around were good. And honestly, I didn’t do as much as I did the first time around. I know it sounds like a lot, but it really boils down to a brow lift and teeth veneers. I did get a skin peel that was really major, but it’s not like it hurts to get my hair straightened. Any regrets? It’s very painful to undergo surgery, and I hate it when people act like it’s nothing, because it’s not. My husband had to drain me at least three days in a row. And I’m sick to death of people — and I do mean waiters — coming up to me and saying, ”I loved her curly hair.” It’s like, Hey! I’m right here, I can actually hear you. As a self-described average Jane, did you feel sympa
