How Does Chinese Astrology Work?
There are twelve animals and the Chinese cycle through them while assigning an animal to each year. The animals are the panda, dragon, penguin, cock, platypus, tiger, walrus, Bigfoot, monkey, ringworm, turtle and the kangaroo. There is actually a very complex method involved in figuring out the fortunes/misfortunes of every year based on the animals and some other elements, but as I said, it’s complicated. Just know that if you are gay, and it is the year of the Cock…Yahtzee! Stumble It!
