How Do You Write Tasteless Wedding Vows?
If you’re getting married but don’t want to have a traditional wedding, you can always go the route of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and write some tasteless wedding vows. Your wedding guests may laugh or they may be disgusted. Keep in mind that if you’re not taking your ceremony seriously, it’s possible you’re not taking the idea of marriage seriously, either. Follow these guidelines at your own risk. Take a look at a traditional set of wedding vows. Replace words, tweak phrases and make them all your own. For example, instead of “in sickness and in health” you could promise “when you’re bed-ridden, looking like a whale carrying our first child and when you appear to have nothing physically wrong with you.” Violate the structure of the vow process altogether. Sing, dance, have the bride go first. Phrase your vows like a Dr. Seuss book to make them altogether juvenile. It’ll be cute, but some people will definitely think it’s tasteless. Go the extra mile by adding inside jokes that se
