How Do You Think Of Quick Witted Comebacks?
• First and foremost, you need a quick mind. If you do not already have a smart mind, this guide is potentially useless. A good way to get around this problem is to amass a collection of as many good comebacks as you can find; you can usually modify them for different circumstances. • If you are insulted, don’t think about the insult… This will usually give you some comebacks to use. “He who hesitates is lost”…really. If you hesitate in replying, you’re dead, and the insulter has won. • Don’t hesitate to pick apart what someone says. If someone contradicts him- or herself, go to it like a swarm of piranha to a cow carcass. That usually devalues an insult in the eyes of the insulter; that sometimes makes them angry. Just don’t pick something apart for longer than you need to…you could get interrupted, and that immediately makes what you were saying useless. • Be sarcastic, though don’t use sarcasm too much. If you’ve just insulted someone, and they insult you back with something c
