How Do You Motivate A Couch Potato To Move?
Get your couch potato moving with these simple motivators! Covertly check to see if your couch potato is awake; This may be hard to determine since couch potatoes are experts at appearing to be awake. If you aren’t sure, rustle a cookie bag and wait for a response. If there is light snoring and no movement, he’s asleep. Carefully remove the TV remote from his grip and kick it away, in case nothing else works. He’ll have to get up and bend over to get it, providing him with probably more exercise than he’s gotten in a month. Be alert and ready to dodge hurled items. Load your foam dart shooter fully and take aim at the couch potato’s forehead, or another good body part and fire until you irritate him enough to chase you. If he rolls his eyes and ignores you, you have a particularly difficult case, and you might want to seek assistance from a professional, like a firefighter or marine drill sergeant. (Have the firefighter bring his hose.) Hosing with cold water and being screamed at by a
