How Do You Make Chuck Norris Jokes?
• Get it into your head that Chuck Norris jokes are not jokes, but facts. If you cannot do this, then there is no point in continuing. Chuck would tell you so with his beard and the fist behind it.’; } s += “”; document.write(s); return; } google_ad_channel = ‘+7733764704+1640266093+9911500640+9016233241+8962074949+8941458308+1258424658+7122150828’ + xchannels + gchans; google_ad_client = “pub-9543332082073187”; google_ad_output = ‘js’; google_ad_type = ‘text’; google_feedback = ‘on’; google_ad_region = “test”; google_ad_format = ‘250x250_as’; //–> • Now that you have grasped the seriousness, it is time to begin, Chuck style: Kicking those facts’ butts. First, learn about Chuck Norris and his toughness. Also the fear he instills into his believers and non believers alike, everyone believes in Chuck Norris. You just don’t NOT. You do NOT want to make a humiliating joke about him, not only will it be the last thing you ever do, he will kill you and will you to live so he can kill you so
• Get it into your head that Chuck Norris jokes are not jokes, but facts. If you cannot do this, then there is no point in continuing. Chuck would tell you so with his beard and the fist behind it. Once you have grasped the seriousness, it is time to begin, Chuck Norris style: Kicking those facts’ butts. • First, learn about Chuck Norris and his toughness. Also the fear he instills into his believers and non believers alike, everyone believes in Chuck Norris. You just don’t NOT. You do NOT want to make a humiliating joke about him. Not only will it be the last thing you ever do, he will kill you and allow you to live so he can kill you some more. • Think of something that requires force, time, energy, intelligence or strength to do, and think of Chuck Norris accomplishing the task. For example, Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse. • Now think of a way Chuck could accomplish this in the same nanosecond it occurred to you to ask him to do it. Such as lay a concrete d
• Get it into your head that Chuck Norris jokes are not jokes, but facts. If you cannot do this, then there is no point in continuing. Chuck would tell you so with his beard and the fist behind it. Once you have grasped the seriousness, it is time to begin, Chuck Norris style: Kicking those facts’ butts. • First, learn about Chuck Norris and his toughness, and also the fear he instills into his believers and non believers alike. Everyone believes in Chuck Norris. You just don’t NOT. You also do NOT want to make a humiliating joke about him; not only will it be the last thing you ever do, he will kill you and allow you to live so he can kill you some more. • Think of something that requires force, time, energy, intelligence or strength to do, and think of Chuck Norris accomplishing the task. For example, giraffes being created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse. • Now think of a way Chuck could accomplish this in the same nanosecond it occurred to you to ask him to do it. Such as lay a
