How Do You Invest Money In Weird Inventions?
You have to be really careful when you invest money in weird inventions. If you’ve already done it, I’m sorry, your best bet is to borrow more money and produce a late night infomercial and only run it at 3 a.m. For everyone else thinking to invest money in weird inventions, you should read these important guidelines. Before you invest money, make a list of all the weird inventions you’ve seen or heard of and the ones you’ve already purchased. This includes most of the stuff you see on late night TV infomercial; real late, like 3 a.m. kind of late. Also, draw three columns on your paper with these headings, KINDA SHAKY, KINDA IFFY, and I THINK THIS ONE IS SPIFFY! After you’ve quenched your thirst with your reduced calorie water and taken a bite of your diet celery, put down your inflatable dartboard and continue with your weird inventions list. Using your black highlighter, highlight your recent acquisitions. Remember to include the flavored suppositories for your mother-in-law, the pa
