How Do You Impersonate Being Struck By A Car?
• Stand about 10-15 feet in front of a stationary car, of which at least the driver’s seat is occupied. The more people in the car, the more who will enjoy the practical joke. IMPORTANT: Make sure the car’s ignition is off and the parking brake on. It is also a good idea to place automatic transmission vehicles in “Park” or standard transmission vehicles in gear. • Face frontward away from the car and run backwards towards the front of the vehicle, glancing over your shoulder in order to a) maintain a path towards the car and b) give the impression that you are being chased by the car. Keep a look of fear and panic on your face. Upon reaching the car, fall back on the hood and slide off the front, as though you were being pulled under the vehicle. For added effect, hurl yourself with great abandon off either the front-left or -right fender, and immediately begin rocking the body of the car with your feet or hands – making sure to stay below the line of site of the “passengers” of the v
