How Do You Immunize Yourself Against Cooties By Administering A Cootie Shot?
Girls have cooties. They simply do–every last one of them. Fortunately this fact is well-established and accepted among preteen boys. While there is no known cure for cooties, one can immunize oneself against the disease by administering a cootie shot, and indeed boys have a wide repertoire of shots at their disposal to be used on themselves and others. Unfortunately puberty sets in, and those very same cootie-infected girls quickly become objects of attraction and desire for most boys. The all-too-real fear of contracting the cooties is laughed off and forgotten, reduced to mere childhood silliness. The next 20 to 30 years is spent blissfully ignorant in the company of these still-cootie-infested females, at times in very close proximity to them. This of course makes one’s chances of contracting the cooties all but certain. At some point, typically in his mid-30s, a man experiences a moment of complete mental stillness in which the reality of the situation suddenly hits home. Women s
