How Do You Hunt Quail Without Looking Like Cheney?
Cheney shot his friend and hunting companion in the face while quail hunting. Such stupid accidents are easily avoidable. Here are just a few tips on how to hunt safely. NO ALCOHOL. Cheney’s biggest, stupidest, and most obvious mistake was the drinks he had with lunch prior to going hunting. Never hunt while intoxicated – and never hunt with a drunk politician. NO POACHING. Hunting licenses are required for several reasons. It is assumed that legal hunters know not only the local hunting regulations, but also a little about hunter safety. I prefer not to hunt with poachers for several reasons. They’re criminals, they probably aren’t aware of the rules and regulations most hunters live by, and they probably aren’t the safest hunters to stand next to. DON’T SHOOT AT PEOPLE. To continue with this simple rule, you really shouldn’t shoot at anything bigger than a quail while quail hunting. It’s easy to see how one could be tracking a fast-moving, low-flying bird and not realize that you’re
