How Do You Drink Without Getting Caught?
• Eat something. Drinking on an empty stomach is a bomb and the probabilities of you paying a visit to the toilet increase a lot. • Something that’s good eating is bread with butter, really long explanation of why, but it works. • Drink slowly. There’s nothing worse than doing “bottom’s up!” • Set an hour for when you’re going to stop drinking, say 30 min. earlier. • Get some gum. But don’t eat it 5 minutes before your parents get there, or you go home, after you’ve decided to stop drinking, eat one. Then throw it out and go to the bathroom, wash your mouth and have another one. And when your parents get to wherever you are, throw it out. Nothing’s more suspicious than mint. If you’re already a bit drunk and dizzy, try throwing up. You’ll feel better, just try to actually hit the toilet.
