How Do You Become The Most Revered Person In Massachusetts?
I used to think it was hard to be the most respected person in Massachusetts. But if Ted Kennedy can be so revered, you can too. Just follow the steps listed below. Be born rich and never work in the private sector. In other words, never get a “real” job. Get drunk, get behind the wheel of a car, and take off with a young attractive girl. Then drive off a bridge and leave the girl to die. Chastise a Supreme Court nominee for belonging to a private club that discriminated against minorities, while you still belong to a social club that refuses women membership. Claim to champion minority causes and then call Janice Rogers Brown, an African-American judicial nominee, a “Neanderthal.” Advocate the development of solar, hydrogen, and wind energy. Then oppose the building of wind turbines in Nantucket Sound, about six miles off the coast from the Kennedy Compound in Hyannisport. Be a huge proponent of gun control but then let your bodyguard carry a semi-automatic weapon and a pistol even th
