How Do You Become A Vampire Slayer?
The undead do live. Lurk through cemeteries, riding the subway and waiting in line at McDonald’s, vampires prey on the unsuspecting, iPod-clad, cell-phone-wielding men and women who don’t believe in Santa Clause or any monsters under their bed. With passion, dedication and a slight chemical imbalance, you can become a vampire slayer, and banish these creatures of hell to–well, hell. Read on to learn more. Step 1 Purchase the clothes. You must look like a vampire slayer to be a vampire slayer. Leather, high-heels and crucifixes are all part of the job. Vampires are attracted to the yes-please-take-me-home-with-you look. Step 2 Learn the moves. Set up a home gym and hone your mixed martial arts skills. Get comfortable with everything from stakes and holy water to crossbows and double-headed axes. Vampires are superhuman; but you can be superhuman too. Remember: it’s not worth slaying unless you slay in style. Front flips, back hand springs, splits, roundhouse kicks and body slams are al
The streets of your city are safer, there is still an increase of unexplained disappearances and looting shops have become the No. 1 cause of the panic that has installed around your home. More likely, there is a nest of vampires who took possession of your land! To eradicate this scourge, this is the guide to becoming a prime killer of vampires! Step 1 1. Become an elected In general this task is assigned to a long line of Vampire Slayer, selected to fight the forces of evil. If however you do not feel mystical appeal or you are a man do not worry: practice your fighting techniques to gain superhuman strength. Step 2 2. Effective weapons for night patrols Invest in advanced weapons such as axes (for the beheading), stake crossbow and (to kill in the chest) and finally clove garlic, holy water and crucifix (to repel the enemy). Remember that you’ll have to juggle your schedule your day and night activities. Do not assume your strength and rest between patrols at risk of being vanquishe
