How Do You Become A Super Villian?
Simple step by step process to becoming a super villian. At the end of the article you will be prepared to become a super villian that even Lex Luthor will envy. Begin by earning a doctorate. It can be in anything. Don’t hesitate to cheat your way through the program or buy a degree on online. This will be useful later when choosing a nickname as it opens up the option to be called Dr._____ Fill in the blank. (Stay away from Doom or Evil) Begin recruiting minions. In the beginning don’t be too choosy. Remember you haven’t accomplished anything yet. If you have to start out with less than desirable minions so be it. They can be replaced or used as shock troops as your organization grows. Find a lair. Under no circumstances can you call your parents basement or garage your lair. This is grounds for immediate expulsion by the International Brotherhood of Super Villains. Natural formations are usually a good choice. Look for caves behind waterfalls and the like. If a natural formation is u
