How Do You Become A Knight Errant?
Knight errantry is a noble profession, but sadly uncommon in these degenerate times. By following these simple steps, you too can travel the world with your armour and your horse, righting wrongs and thus earning eternal renown. • Find some armour. You could start by checking your attic; perhaps a crusading ancestor has left something there to rust which a little polishing can make perfectly serviceable. If this is not the case, do not despair. Try the local antiques shop. If that also fails you, an old bathtub will suffice. If your ancestral plate still lacks some essential necessary, for example, a helmet, this can easily be improvised using tin foil, or an empty washing up bottle. • Get a sword. Again, your attic or the local antiques shop may be helpful. If these fail you, consider using a spear instead. Many noble knights have used spears. • Name your steed. Ideally this should be a horse, but a motorcycle is an acceptable modern equivalent. The name of your steed should be grandi
