How Do You Be The #1 USC Trojans Fan?
Do you have a USC Trojans obsession like me? Do you strive to be the best fan that you can possibly be? After these simple steps, you will be that much closer to being USC’s #2 Fan…behind me. First step is the apparel. Spend that last paycheck on all the latest t-shirts, hats, sweatshirts you can buy. We are proud of our Trojan obsession, so we let everybody know about it. Next step is to buy the most useless, gimmicky USC swag you can find. You want to be the only person on the block with that Traveler stuffed animal that plays the fight song when you press his foot. You can’t be a true fan without a neon sign, and what better sign than of your Trojans. On or off, this sign screams “USC is the best, and I know it!” The final step is of the open ended variety and is only for the creative, die-hard fans. You need that one thing that nobody has, the one thing that really shows everybody that you are better than all other Trojan fans out there. FIGHT ON!
